awookieinsheepsclothing:

laurbyboom:

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

manuvers:

ephemeralgay:

some of you have never bottomed and it SHOWS

Maybe so but

ttrustissues:

I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Gone Girl is Fight Club for girls and gays but actually good.

yeahimpussybitch:

HENNY THE FUCKING COURT STENOGRAPHER???!!! The AUDACITY of this bitch to have this many talents??

shakescene:

shakescene:

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

prasejeebus:

emigration:

OMFGGGGGG

The sound I just made